Groupon Offering $599 "Value" Online Trading "Course" for $29

With a 95% discounted tuition for this supposed "Academy," Groupon promises "Professional trader seen on Million Dollar Traders teaches novices to turn profits and design balanced portfolios in five steps."

This "deal" seems to be salient commentary about the current state of our economy, persistent unemployment and monetary policy-ginned markets, and I suspect will lead to heartache for 95%.  "Novices," your chance to throw away some of your money is right here.

Presumably, supplies are unlimited...